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CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.


Just Wait... -


TAGS: 3d printing cars technology download
Rating: 4.71/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:30 pm
Like we don't already download enough stuff for masturbating ourselves over...
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:27 pm
Maybe they could do a lost-foam mold for casting parts from, like how the industry has done for years now.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:35 pm
I would TOTALLY download new body parts for my beast, especially the #@$&ing nose piece that's always scraping on really tall speedbumps and really deep gutters! Yup! I'm waitin! 5L!
Alienraptor - October 13, 2015, 12:05 pm
Yes I would download a car
Alienraptor - October 13, 2015, 12:05 pm
Yes I would download a car
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 6:06 am
Nobody, yer obvious reality is boring. Relax, dream...make a freaking poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 4:58 pm
VROOM, VROOM, VROOM!
JesusWept - September 30, 2015, 9:54 am
As said....just you wait ;)
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:37 am
Just watch the youtube 'elders react to 3d printers' thing. It's basically something that makes plastic parts out of glorified silly string. And that toy plastic hammer took a long time and was expensive for them to make too.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:35 am
I don't believe for a moment that you could have a working engine made from a 3d printer. 3d printers are cute, but ultimately mostly useless. You're not going to get ANY metal parts with the usual ones and even then they're not going to be machined well.
pzykosiz - September 29, 2015, 4:33 am
I totally would download a car. screw you anti piracy
Bandit5906 - September 28, 2015, 10:20 pm
Wow!


PAY YOUR SPRINT BILL?! - I don't see no ring on this finger.


TAGS: sprint bill honey skeletor
Rating: 2.76/5

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RON - September 29, 2008, 4:26 pm
Thank God you not slow and have no lunch money...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 4:23 pm
Okay, everyone gets to do one? The gloves are off, I'm a gonna swipe it, too.
Ag218 - September 29, 2008, 3:17 pm
I lol'd


PLANNING - Step 1: Unfold the blueprints




BLUEPRINTS -


TAGS: pinocchio cricket blueprints disney funny
Rating: 4.67/5

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M0rd3kaI - September 28, 2011, 1:50 pm
lol, 5 nose growers for you XD


THE ORIGINAL COMPUTER - Was very limited functionally, print and delete .




PRINT-SCREEN - Deleting your post doesn't delete the evidence!




WE ALL WANT - to leave our mark on the world. Or better yet, another one.


TAGS: footprint moon want world leave
Rating: 4.67/5

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pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 6:18 pm
A 'world may refer to any planet or heavenly body', which includes moons. It says that on Wikipedia so it must be right.
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:13 pm
I will excuse the fact that the Moon is actually not another world this time...


United States Treasury -


TAGS: united states treasury printing money gold
Rating: 3.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:10 pm
This is really interesting, yet slightly humorous on some level.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, most of the people who belong in '99% money' clas already have it in Gold and Diamonds. No issues there.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:42 pm
Most probably. The real issue is that once US looses trade leadership in technology and manufacturing exports; which China is steadily conquering, all the democratic world will definitely be in peril. They won't have trade advantage.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:39 pm
Similar to the United Nations symbol?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:38 pm
Highly likely.
curlyrocks - July 8, 2013, 3:51 pm
The people who have 99% of the money now take 99% of the money they print, for I don't know money fights and felling like a big man I guess. And yes if we switched to a gold standard they would just take 99% of the gold.
motifayk - July 8, 2013, 12:41 pm
In 2008 China strongly encouraged Renminbi (chinese currency) in the international market and tried making it the reserve currency. Now they will most probably push for internationally standardized trade bonds/currency with world map or some such on it.
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 11:53 pm

Doctor Who, Spider-Man, Goku, Dracula and Metallica for starters
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
Global currency? Interesting. I wonder what they'd print on it.
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 9:13 pm
US treasury cannot print forever and certainly not nearly enough to feed the world ten times let alone thousand. China is already making moves to create a global currency which would take out dollar as the reserve currency. Then US can't print at whim.


LIFE -




Misprint -


TAGS: misprint musilm islam virgin martyr
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 21, 2014, 6:06 pm
Time. It heals all wounds. 5
MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 8:16 pm
Virgin? Uggie said it best...Hra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
JesusWept - November 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
Haha no. Read the comments on #175956
steve1961 - November 19, 2014, 3:19 pm
Miss Priss is a 72 year old virgin?
ughomer - November 19, 2014, 2:00 pm
Hra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
JesusWept - November 19, 2014, 8:25 am
Special thanks to MissPriss for inspiration.


WHEN THERE WAS ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS - That's when Jesus was swimming or hitting on beach bunnies.




Sorry Dude -




Trying to Confine Me -




WE ALL LEAVE FOOTPRINTS - In The Sand The Question Is Will We Be A Big Heal OR A Great Soul




LIKE FOOTPRINTS ON THE MOON -




Darth Printer -


TAGS: computers printers star wars
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 17, 2013, 11:46 am

I always loved playing 'low toner roulette' - the thrill of printing 100 pages of whatever, when the toner's been low all day, and not having it run out on you. Then the joy of the next poor schmuck having to refill it to print 1 page! HA! 5Ls


Suspicion -




Coming out of your shell -


TAGS: hollow eggs footprints no hiding
Rating: 4.83/5

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chickenlittle - July 13, 2014, 3:15 pm
I can totally relate! 5L :)


NO MORE -


TAGS: tunnels anime small print
Rating: 4.64/5

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CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 9:37 pm
5L - but that's because I love the actor, oh, and it made me giggle abit.
AdmiralAckbar - September 14, 2010, 5:49 pm
So Say We Al
Zealot - September 14, 2010, 5:46 pm
OK OK NO MORE ANIME OR TUNNELS


RELIABILITY -


TAGS: read the fine print kids
Rating: 4.6/5

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Rick69 - November 5, 2012, 7:26 pm
Brutally brilliant...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2012, 12:38 pm
Could one of your personalities post this to Religifake?....5L


POLICY WAIVER OBJECTION - Some applicants need help with the fine print.




JESUS -


TAGS: footprints
Rating: 3.95/5

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mizzdizz - March 6, 2016, 5:45 pm
ROTFL, Space! 'He ain't heavy, he's my brother...' you were on a roll this particular day!
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 11:29 pm
And then it brought me here. 5L
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:35 pm
Heh heh... he saves fat people, too.


Rhinoceros -


TAGS: rhino footprint
Rating: 3.88/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 24, 2014, 1:24 pm
Hilarious!!


FOOTPRINTS -




JESUS -


TAGS: footprints sand crankyhead
Rating: 3.73/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2011, 8:28 am
It's brilliant.
Hawamleh - March 8, 2011, 6:00 pm
I think you have destroyed my mind trying to make sense of this whole situation...
crankyhead - March 8, 2011, 4:53 pm
i dunno, it's what came to mind when i saw the ph**o. i'm not even religious.
crankyhead - March 8, 2011, 4:49 pm
you know that story about the two sets of footprints on the beach and then there's one set of footprints and buddy's like, "jesus you abandoned me when i needed you" and Jesus is like "naw man, piggybacks" this is a very weak attempt at the snow version.
Derek - March 8, 2011, 3:23 pm
Too subtle for me. Cranky?


SIGNS - When You See It It's Too Late


TAGS: girl bear foot print face
Rating: 2.49/5

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kiabaman4258 - May 24, 2012, 10:31 am
*sits at computer* *boredom sets in* *goes to motifake* *reads old comment threads* *scratches head* "WTF am i doing???"
sailor - July 25, 2009, 12:36 am
GO cubbybear!
ikilblax - March 23, 2009, 9:17 pm
i'd *** that
Sean - January 26, 2009, 11:04 am
It wasn't cool-aid, it was a powdered drink called "flavor-aid". Hope that helps.
Mark - January 26, 2009, 9:55 am
...none the less. d***! I've gone on another rant. I'll stop now.
Mark - January 26, 2009, 9:51 am
No one is entitled to anything other than what they've worked for. Why should my tax dollars go to someone who is making a profession of living off of the government? There are plenty of jobs out there...not necessarily great paying jobs, but jobs...
Mark - January 26, 2009, 9:47 am
...part, Republicans lie, cheat, and steal less than Democrats. I believe that Democrats use my tax dollars to by votes. They give it away in the form of long term welfare and entitlement programs. Welfare is a great safety net but needs limits.
Mark - January 26, 2009, 9:42 am
The more I looked into the Republican Party, the more I found that their values were most in line with my own. For the most part I dislike all politicians...they all lie...they all steal...they're all in it for themselves. It's just that for the most...
Mark - January 26, 2009, 9:38 am
EGD - I used to consider myself a political independent, voting for who I felt was the best candidate. In fact being from Chicago, I was a registered Democrat. Then I realized that all of the "best candidates" that I was voting for were Republicans.
Elder God Douchebag - January 25, 2009, 11:59 pm
That, or general ***ketry. Now, since I imagine there's going to be a comment pointing out that -I- do that, let me say it's expected of me at this point. We don't need little wannabe's around here.
Mark - January 25, 2009, 11:52 pm
By a troller, do you mean someone who is baiting you into a fight?
Elder God Douchebag - January 25, 2009, 11:43 pm
Oh, right, Jim Jones, and that whole thing..Ok, here at Motifake, we simply call the trollers Timmy. We label them as a Timmy, then quickly shun them as to ensure their death, via lack of attention. The more you know.
Mark - January 25, 2009, 11:38 pm
The trivia to this mass suicide is that although we say "Don't drink the Kool-Aid" Jim Jones and his follower actually used Flavor-Aid. The Kool-Aid people actually launched an add campaign to make this known.
Mark - January 25, 2009, 11:32 pm
Commonly used when someone is trying to convince you to do something that seems OK on the surface but is bad for you in the long run. Now....What's a Timmy?
Mark - January 25, 2009, 11:31 pm
It's a long story but the cliff notes would be that the whole compound thing was being exposed by Congressman Leo Ryan (Dem from California.) He and his party were gunned down at the airport when they tried to leave Guyana. Hence "don't drink the KoolAid
Mark - January 25, 2009, 11:27 pm
OK...but you'll have to explain "Timmy" to me. I believe the expression originates with the Rev. Jim Jones and 909 of his followers that he convinced to drink Kool-Aid laced with cyanide. They were in a Socialist compound in Guyana in 1978.
Elder God Douchebag - January 25, 2009, 11:00 pm
Lookin' forward to it. While we're at it, explain this "Liberal Kool-aid" expression.
Mark - January 25, 2009, 10:27 pm
EGD - Ahh! The elusive political independent in it's natural habitat. A truly rare find. I'll try to remember that during our next fire fest.
Elder God Douchebag - January 25, 2009, 10:23 pm
Eh..I hear Ann Coulter, I think "big, ghoulish woman"...Hell, I hear Carrot Top, I think "big, ghoulish woman". I'd also thank you to not label me as "Liberal" or "Conservative". I just vote for whoever I think is best for the office.
Mark - January 25, 2009, 9:43 pm
...Ann Coulter is. And you both know she is just soooo h**.
Mark - January 25, 2009, 9:42 pm
...wing names you want. Pick on policies or even my favorites presidents, but those guys and gals in uniform are doing the work of our country (right or wrong) at risk to their lives and limbs so that we can sit around and argue about how h** or not...
Mark - January 25, 2009, 9:39 pm
...thanks every vet I see. I especially thank WWII vets because we're losing them faster than I would like to see. Today's SMs are tomorrows vets and it really bothers me when someone deliberately wishes them ill. Feel free to call me all the right...
Mark - January 25, 2009, 9:36 pm
OK my liberal friends, I'll reset and return to Go without collecting $200.00, but please please please do me a favor and not say anything like that again. I'm one of these patriotic saps that still cries during the Star Spangled Banner and stops and...
Elder God Douchebag - January 25, 2009, 6:50 pm
We actually got past that, Mark. I don't feel that way about servicemen at all. Matter of fact, my father served in Operation Desert Storm, for what that's worth. I said it to be malicious, yes, but I -did- apologize after all was said and done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 25, 2009, 6:49 pm
You have to understand this about EGD: he has threatened to end reality if he gets too mad. Compared to that, asking anyone to get sh**, even Mother Theresa holding a box of cancer cure in one arm and a wide-eyed puppy in the other, is like mercy.
Cubbybear - January 25, 2009, 4:00 pm
It;s says Cubby was here
Mark - January 25, 2009, 2:31 pm
...I think about it and I think about it every time I see you post a comment. I do try to ignor you but you are definately a boil on my b***. I know you're there everytime I sit down.
Mark - January 25, 2009, 2:29 pm
EGD - It's kinda like eating peanuts. Sometimes I just can't stop myself. I just can't believe any American (I a**ume you are) would ever tell a US serviceman to go out and get sh** so you won't have to talk to him. It makes my blood boil everytime...
Elder God Douchebag, again. - January 25, 2009, 1:43 pm
Oh, one more thing. If you hate responding to me, then..Don't respond to me. Holy ****, it's that easy.
Elder God Douchebag - January 25, 2009, 1:42 pm
Mark, you need, to like..Settle down. I a**umed it was some mistake. Honestly, I can't help but imagine you're strung out all the time..
Mark - January 25, 2009, 1:18 pm
MTWF - All I can say is Great Minds Think Alike.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 25, 2009, 1:13 pm
It's true, I saw it happen, we were both on multiposter comment rants at the same time ( but they are turning into one another, as the results of ancient crone's curse).
Mark - January 25, 2009, 1:08 pm
...accidently typed WTFO into the name box. I've apologized profusely for this error and have been forgiven by WTFO and most of the people on line at the time.
Mark - January 25, 2009, 1:06 pm
EGD - You know how much I hate responding to you, but you've sucked me into this. If you notice I start most of my comments off with address the person I'm responding to. If you scroll back to last night, you'll see I was responding to WTFO and...
Elder God Douchebag - January 25, 2009, 1:01 pm
I'm just now noticing you use WTFO as an online handle, and you've agreed with "his" statements a few times. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but whatever. Scorpio won't admit he's a raging homo, Mark. We all tried to get him to.
Mark - January 25, 2009, 11:11 am
Scorpio7 - You just don't like girls; do you? You seem to have a lot of hate built up. I think you need a release. Have you tried a nice g** bar? Go find yourself a big strappin' dude and let him have his way with you. You'll feel so much better.
Scorpio7 - January 25, 2009, 9:08 am
Her way of letting folks know that she likes getting f***ed by animals.
Cubbybear - November 16, 2008, 2:39 pm
Cubby strikes again!
Nihile - November 16, 2008, 2:13 pm
Its a cou*** poster note the paw print
energy - October 24, 2008, 3:51 pm
what? her hairy jaw? i don't get it. or maybe it's a lame poster.


uninformed -


TAGS: fine print false advertising read
Rating: 1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 6:48 pm
Are you telling me that there is no difference between "GOOD visibility" and "EXCELLENT visibility"?
EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:18 pm
The lower one is the bold font. (Kinda ruins what you're saying when the evidence you present contradicts it.)


Happy happy happy, yes I'm happy happy happy -


TAGS: shoulda read the fine print
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 10, 2017, 10:15 am
Amen brother, UP yours


Adam & Eve -




Print Shape -


TAGS: sofa sectional print type shape
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2016, 9:02 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - January 20, 2016, 5:33 am
Very clever a 5er
lgvernon - January 19, 2016, 7:58 pm

acres of 'em.
MissPriss - January 19, 2016, 7:42 pm
Oh I'm sure you've got cursive curves yourself...teehee
MissPriss - January 19, 2016, 7:41 pm
cute is a kind of funny right?
lgvernon - January 19, 2016, 4:11 pm

My kind of cursive!
Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 3:22 pm

lol...very cute dahlin very cute


Read Between The Lines -


TAGS: elderly woman reading everything fine print
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 8, 2015, 5:52 pm
I'm all for using the excuse that works! ESPECIALLY when exceeding the speed limit! If the po-po will let me go-go without a ticket? I'm happy!! LOL! My fave? "I sneezed!" It WORKED!! LOL!
MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 1:58 pm
Are you trying to insinuate that I'm old, blind or should be driving in the Indy 500? Don't care what you think of me...I'm keeping the 5L's!
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:45 am
Any excuse that'll work, right Prissy? I can think of allllll kinds of interesting things to get away with using this one! Starting with the speed limit.... 5L LOL!
MissPriss - April 5, 2015, 2:00 pm
'cern deep down I always knew you were a sweet little old lady...glad you finally "came" out...teehee thanks for the vote
concern3 - April 5, 2015, 4:06 am
5er I can relate


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